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Put more than one of them in a room together and the noise level increases exponentially.
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Within 5 minutes of conversation, the subject of poop will inevitably be brought up.
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Within 10 minutes, someone will be trying to show someone their belly.
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They are constantly demanding someone get them a new beverage.
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They can have a huge fight (verbal and/or physical) and 5 minutes later be completely over it and asking the other one to go outside and play ball.
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They feel compelled to announce to the entire room each and every time they have to go to the bathroom and how it went while they were in there.
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They get really crabby when they are tired and/or hungry.
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They can have an entire conversation with you that made complete sense to them, but of which you only understood two words.
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They are perfectly content eating chips off the floor and rarely clean up after themselves.
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Their main goal in life to have their basic needs met… and to have fun.
Very clever…!